—>OUTBOX OF AGATSUMASOUBI0928
TO: ArcueidBrunestud1225 [contact]CC: NONE
SUBJECT: Favor
Sent on 7/7/12 at 5:13 AM
MESSAGE:
Ugh. Have someone teach you how to use a phone. I’m surprised you even got a text to me without breaking your hand.
Anyways, this is quite urgent. I need you to simply check in on these two kids at my apartment for about a week or so.
—>OUTBOX OF ArcueidBrunestud1225
TO: AGATSUMASOUBI0928 [contact]CC: NONE
SUBJECT: Favor
Sent on 7/7/12 at 5:30 AMMESSAGE:
i’m not using a phone1 how does one electronically message another with a phone111 how do i make exclamation marks111 eripuajwe;ptqiperhqweruifqvneipruppqeghI PRESSED A BUTTON BY SMASHING ALL OF THE KEYS AND NOW THEY ARE CAPITAL LETTERS. I STILL CAN’T MAKE UPPER PUNCTUATION THOUGH AGHHH1111 THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING SOUBI. SHIKI GAVE ME A BROKEN DEVICE AND IS LAUGHING AT ME I’M SURE.
QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;’ZXCVBNM,./
i pressed every button and got them off of the capitals. I think I understand now how to make capital letters1
ANyway all I have to do is check on some kids// I expected something more on the lines of a bounty from SOUBI. SOMETHING WITH MOREoops forgot the… I suppose it is caps lock, though there is no actual lock on this keyboard oops sorry back to the message something with more killing. I suppose I could check in on these kids.
—>OUTBOX OF AGATSUMASOUBI0928
TO: ArcueidBrunestud1225 [contact]CC: NONE
SUBJECT: Favor
Sent on 7/7/12 at 5:40 AM
MESSAGE:
IT’S NOT A BROKEN DEVICE, YOU IMBECILE, YOU ARE SIMPLY TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE. NOW YOU’VE LIT MY VERY SHORT FUSE. TO GET A CAPITAL LETTER YOU PRESS THE SHIFT KEY AND THEN THE LETTER. TO GET AN EXCLAMATION POINT PRESS THE SHIFT KEY AND THEN THE ONE. HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO TURN YOUR GOD DAMMED COMPUTER ON IN THE FIRST PLACE. STAY AWAY FROM THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
TO: ArcueidBrunestud1225 [contact]CC: NONE
SUBJECT: Favor
Sent on 7/7/12 at 5:43 AM
MESSAGE:
I’m calm now. No, it’s nothing like killing and/or maiming someone. I don’t need to use someone else to do my dirty work that I can deal with myself. However, these children are probably worse than a killing mission. They’re quite the hassle. I’m warning you beforehand.
—>OUTBOX OF ArcueidBrunestud1225
TO: AGATSUMASOUBI0928 [contact]
CC: NONE
SUBJECT: Favor
Sent on 7/7/12 at 5:59 AM
MESSAGE:
WHY are you speaking to me in caps lock/// ASLO I am pressing the shift button and 1 but it only produces a 1 111 ITs rather hypocritical to tell me to stay away from the caps lock while you are currently speaking to me in caps lock111 I have never learned how to use a computer because I was too busy killing vampires111
—>OUTBOX OF ArcueidBrunestud1225
TO: AGATSUMASOUBI0928 [contact]
CC: NONE
SUBJECT: Favor
Sent on 7/7/12 at 5:40 AM
MESSAGE:
I have never dealt with children before. AREt hey squishy children// WIll iI HAVE to kill them/// WHY CANt you ask one of your friends who have experience with children//
